Here again.. Another Adult Humour Story :
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. He is very attracted to him and during the questions about his life she asked him if he successful have sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
Jane explained to him what sex was and Tarzan said, "Oh, I used a hole in a tree trunk."
"Horrified ...", Jane said, "Tarzan, you did everything wrong. I will show you how to do it correctly."
She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and opened her legs wide. "Here," he said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan took off his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave him a hard kick, right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in pain.
Eventually he succeed get up and say, "What the hell did you do that ?!"
"Checking the bees!" said Tarzan.
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