An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is on your shoulders?"
Old farmer said, "That's my pet chicken, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."
"Sorry, sir," said the ticket girl, "We can not let the animals go to the cinema. Even the pet chicken."
Old farmer went to a quiet place and insert cock into his pants. He returned to the ticket booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat next to two emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge. This movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer opening the zipper his pants so Chuckie could remove his head and watching movies.
"Marge," Mildred whispered.
"What?" Marge said.
"I think the person next to me is obscene."
"What makes you think so?" Marge asked.
"He unzipped his pants and goods out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, do not worry about it," said Marge, "For us it's not the stuff that we've never seen before."
"Yes," said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn !"
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