Invite Foreign Tourists to the Zoo

A tour guide (guide) drove foreign tourists to look around the zoo.

Tourist: "What's that?"

Guide: "peacock, Mister."

Tourist: "It is small peacock in my country is much bigger, what about that one?"

Guide: "it's a Deer .."

Tourist: "Ah .. in my country much bigger deer!"

Then the guide took him seeing larger animals.

Tourist: "Wooow, what's that?"

Guide: "Rhino!"

Tourist: "Ooh, in my country anyway, even bigger!"

With your resentful feelings the Tour Guide invite him to see big animals, but the answer remains the same "in my country is much bigger"

Tourist: "What's going on?"

Guide: "It's an elephant."

Tourist: "Elephant small here, huh?"

After reaching Komodo's cage, the tourist asked again.

Tourist: "Again, What is this ?"

Guide: "You never seen anything like this mister?"

Tourist: "No, this is the first time."

Guide: "THIS is lizard's baby!"

Tourist: "?????"