Backfire From a Teaching

Another Funny Experience Humour Story : 

In Sajastan , central Asia, between Iran and Afghanistan , live a cleric who is very famous linguist. One day he teach his son : "If you want to talk about something, use your brain first. Think carefully, after that, say it in good and true words."

One day in the rainy season, the two were lounging near bonfire in their home. Suddenly a small fire spark splatter to robe woven of silk worn father. it was seen by his son, but he did not say anything. After thinking for a few moments before he opened his mouth,

"Dad, I want to say something, may I ?" he asked.

"If you want to tell the truth, just say it," replied the father.

"It is concerning the truth, " he said.

"Say it Please," the father said. 

He says, "I saw a red hot object."

"What is it ?, " Asked the father.

"A spark of fire on the father's cloak, " he said.

Immediately the father saw the cloak already partially burned.

"Why did not you tell me right away ?!!!,"

The father said. " I have to think before say something, like what you advise me the other day, " his son replied innocently. :D

Ever Life As Bob Sadino

A man has just thrown into prison. There is already a long occupants there that looked old.

The old man said, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You would never believe that I have a life like Bob Sadino.  I am luxurious traveling around the world, has a private yacht, four fine cars, the most beautiful woman, and I eat at all the best restaurants in the world."

The New person then ask, "What happened?"

"One day Bob Sadino reported his credit cards missing!"

Invite Foreign Tourists to the Zoo

A tour guide (guide) drove foreign tourists to look around the zoo.

Tourist: "What's that?"

Guide: "peacock, Mister."

Tourist: "It is small peacock in my country is much bigger, what about that one?"

Guide: "it's a Deer .."

Tourist: "Ah .. in my country much bigger deer!"

Then the guide took him seeing larger animals.

Tourist: "Wooow, what's that?"

Guide: "Rhino!"

Tourist: "Ooh, in my country anyway, even bigger!"

With your resentful feelings the Tour Guide invite him to see big animals, but the answer remains the same "in my country is much bigger"

Tourist: "What's going on?"

Guide: "It's an elephant."

Tourist: "Elephant small here, huh?"

After reaching Komodo's cage, the tourist asked again.

Tourist: "Again, What is this ?"

Guide: "You never seen anything like this mister?"

Tourist: "No, this is the first time."

Guide: "THIS is lizard's baby!"

Tourist: "?????"