Humour Story-Surprised Because of Rifles

Another humour story for you :

Beautiful woman Guide, Jhastine, leads a group of travelers reviewing army barracks, 

suddenly heard the voice of a string of gun near there.

Because surprised, Jhastine fallen into the arms of the officer who stood near her.

Mary hastily said with red face:

"Sorry sir, I really was surprised by the sound of  the rifles."

"Ah, okay," said the officer, 

"do you want to see the cannon training?"

Ask for Sports Car Prize

An another humour story :

Sooner A wife will have birthday, she wanted a car that have speed of more than 200 miles per hour as a gift.

He said to her husband: "Birthday present that I wanted this time, when I climbed on top of it, the goods can be moved from number 0 to number 200"

The day has come, 

The wife looks happy but confuse,
she find a chest on the front of the door, 
once she open it, 

There is an electronic scales in it.

:D

Farmers Go to the Movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is on your shoulders?"

Old farmer said, "That's my pet chicken, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."

"Sorry, sir," said the ticket girl, "We can not let the animals go to the cinema. Even the pet chicken."

Old farmer went to a quiet place and insert cock into his pants. He returned to the ticket booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat next to two emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge. This movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer opening the zipper his pants so Chuckie could remove his head and watching movies.

"Marge," Mildred whispered.

"What?" Marge said.

"I think the person next to me is obscene."

"What makes you think so?" Marge asked.

"He unzipped his pants and goods out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, do not worry about it," said Marge, "For us it's not the stuff that we've never seen before."

"Yes," said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn !"

Fart in Restaurant

Paijo was in a restaurant, suddenly he realized his stomach was eager to fart. The music heard in the restaurant was really hard, so Paijo trying to fart while he align it with the rhythm of the music. 

After a few songs with a fart, Paijo begin to feel better. Paijo finished his coffee, and saw that all the people staring at him. 

Then Paijo suddenly remembered that he was listening the music from his ipod's earphones.