Save a student who Chased by Dog

Driving past the front of the university, a professor saw a student running hard. Growling behind three large dogs. Determined to save, professor braked to stop and open the door. 

"Quick - get in!" He ordered. 

"Thanks for stopping," said the young man with panted, "most people are not going to offer a ride to me when they see I have three dogs." 

The Lost Parrot

A man receives a phone call, and the caller asked if he had lost parrot. The man said that he had indeed lost the bird, but the caller wanted to know how to find it. 

The caller said that the bird had landed on the balcony of his house and kept singing, "Hi, you've reached 555-1234. I could not pick up the phone right now, please leave a message after the tone.."

Clean Before Meets Doctor Content

Couple in Bed

One night, there was a couple are in bed 

and the husband caressing his wife's arm

the wife got up and it says: 

"I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the obstetrician tomorrow and I want to keep it clean." 

Husband, returning to the side of his bed and tried to sleep ... A few minutes later he approached his wife again, she whispered to him: 

"Do you also have an appointment with the dentist tomorrow?"