Extra Large Condoms

A woman walks into a pharmacy and ask if they sell extra large condoms. 

"Yes, we sell it," said the sales assistant, "Do you want to buy it?" 

"No, thank you," she said. "But if you do not mind, I'll wait here for someone who bought it." 

Diary Cruises

Adult humor Story :

A female author while on vacation at sea has been keeping a diary as follows: 

Day one: I have encountered the captain of the ship. 

Day two: The captain invited me to dinner with him at a table, I felt very proud. 

Day three: The ship's captain took me around everywhere, even still brings me to the skipper cabin.

Day four: The captain took me to look around his room and asking an outrageous thing to me; he asked me to make love with him. This behavior did not conform to its identity as a ship's captain. 

Fifth day: He insisted on the establishment persist, saying if I did not agree, he will drown this ship. 

Day six: a beautiful morning. I have managed to save the lives of 700 people.

Dead firefly lights

Another Fun Animal Story :

A flock of fireflies were flying freely in the air, among them there is a non-luminous. The Other firefly feel strange, so he immediately approached him and asking him : "Oh, brother, why do you not emit light like our friends the other?" 

"Because of months ago I had forgotten to pay off the cost of electricity?" replied the non-luminous fireply