Getting Free ride

Another Fun Story :

A police car stopped in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris came out of the car.

Police politely explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park, and could not find his way home.

"Oh Morris", said grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So, how could you get lost?"

Leans close to grandma, so that the policeman could not hear, Morris whispered, "I'm not lost ... I'm just too tired to walk back to the house."

Split Because of Roses

A: "I heard that you now have split with Your girl, true?" 

B: "Yes, you're not wrong." 

A: "Why?" 

B: "One day, I had hold her and put her on a bed full of roses ..." 

A: "Well, these actions are very romantic, is not it? 

B: "But the problem is previously I had forgotten to throw the rose thorns."

Ordering French cuisine

A young Englishman invited his girlfriend to go eat at a French restaurant, but he did not understand French and did not know what was written on the menu located at the top of the dining table. 

But he also does not want to show his ignorance in front of the girl, then he is pointing to some lines of letters that are printed on top of the menu, he finally said to the waitress resto: "We decided to order some of this dishes!" 

After a quick glance at the menu, the waitress said with a smile: "I'm sorry sir, this is the list of instrumental songs to our music player."