Loss of Train Tickets

One day, Mark Twain, author of the famous U.S., came out with a train ride.

When a crew come check train tickets, Mark Twain then reached into all his pocket, but the tickets that already bought is not also discovered. Fortunately the crew is identifying himself, he comfort Mark Twain said: "It is okay if you really do not find the tickets sir, no problem."

"No No..! I must find the tickets back, if not, how do I know where I am going to go?" Answer Mark Twain.

Silly Story Robbery

The following story should have been real.

This man went into the store with a shot gun and demanded all the money from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "I do not believe you are over 21 years old." 

Robber says yes, but the cashier still refused to give him a scotch because he did not trust him. At this point the robber took the SIM out of the wallet and gave it to the cashier. 

The cashier then saw his driver's license, and agree that the age of the person is actually more than 21 years and he put the scotch in the bag. The Robber then ran from the store with his loot. 

The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that is listed on his driver's license. They arrest the robber two hours later. :D

Litle Horse Crossing the River

A litle horse was about to cross the river. Because he really do not mastered the intricacies of the river, so he asked some opinions and advice from his friend in the forest.

Old Cow said: "The river is so shallow, it reachs my calves, there is absolutely no problem crossed the river."

Squirrel said: "The river is so deep, we can not cross. One of my friends cross the river carefully and finally fallen into the river and drowned !"

Because he could not determine that the river is deep or not, so the little horse was go home and ask her mother. His mother kindly said to him: "My dear child, we are a hippos. So we can swim."